Hello Grandmother,
The sun has fallen in Los Angeles, and I’m worried. The streets are going to be dangerous tonight. Fang received a letter claiming to come from the supposed “Mayor” of Perdition, the secret California suburb which is building a robot army for the Infiltration. According to said letter, the residents of Perdition [...]

Hello Grandmother,
I imagine the vampires were pretty proud when they realized they could use the innate fear and terror that comes from bureaucracy to their advantage. One vampire ministry is deadly enough. They have seven. But as of late, the powerful ministries have become more of a target than a tool of domination. The Infiltration [...]

Hello Grandmother,
The followers of the Dark Old Ones have adapted to hiding. They spent centuries as a secret society with secret societies, revealing the truths of their faith only to the select few who had unwaveringly and unknowingly earned their trust. So it’s unsurprising that the believers who’ve achieved vampiric immortality would be especially adept [...]

Hello Grandmother,
Vampires like to keep their secrets. It’s a thing they do. However, with the Infiltration making them all nervous about each other, there has been a surprising amount of information leaked out that I’m sure would otherwise stay quite. The big one this week is that the date and location of a large Vampire-Robot [...]

Hello Grandmother,
You were always the most difficult teacher I ever had. You taught me so much, you gave me so many tricks to use, but you always made every lesson so difficult. Now I worry I’m taking it easy on you. I’m giving you all this information, letting it just disseminate to you with a [...]

Hello Grandmother,
Since I talked about vampire religions the other day, I thought I’d bring up what I’ve discovered about robot religion. It might seem contradictory for robots to embrace religion, but I’ve found that the mystical and technical share a lot of similar properties.
The most common form of robot religion I’ve found is a kind [...]

Hello Grandmother,
The countdown has begun.
The Atomic Clock has predicted that a war is coming between robots and vampires. The Atomic Clock has never been wrong. Which mean either a war is coming, or the Atomic Clock is really going to disappoint it’s fans. Frankly, I’m hopping that they go home disappointed.
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Hello Grandmother,
Vampires come from all walks of life. They come from all corners of the globe. Which means that there are vampire of pretty much every major faith there has ever been. Which means that old religious wars pretty much just continuate in perpetuity under a vampire regime.
The biggest conflict seem to be coming from [...]

Hello Grandmother,
With “Operation Cthulhu” in full force, the Vengeance Guild has been given its first real opportunity to make a counter-argument to the Seven Deadly Ministries. Because now the Ministries are actually targeting a minority, and one composed of ancient vampires at that. Which gives the Guild a big opening for recruitment. You’d really think [...]

Hello Grandmother,
The one upside to all the Infiltrations terror is that it’s forced a lot of the vampire Ministries inner workings to come to light. I’m starting to find out that the vampire purges last week had less to do with fear of the Infiltration, and more of a cleaning out of minority extremist religious [...]