Hello Grandmother,
I thought the Illuminati were dying out. Turns out that someone is killing off the last of the Illuminati.  I know this because a year ago I prevented them from bringing about the end of the world.  When you do something like that you get a little obsessed with making sure they don’t try [...]

Hello Grandmother,
The world didn’t end today. So that’s good. I’m not sure why, but I think for today we can be satisfied in knowing that it didn’t. All the indicators, the prophecies, the broken seals–they amounted to nothing. The world keeps spinning, at least for the moment.
I can’t believe that it’s been a year since [...]

Hope you’re all still here tomorrow.