Hello Grandmother,
So who is the man at the top? Who, in the grand scheme of things, really runs the world? All I have is a title: the Blacksmith. He designed, built, and executed the vampire takeover of the Illuminati. Other than that, I have little to go on. Legend has it he designed weapons for [...]

Hello Grandmother,
So I think it’s about time we address the issue of why we’re still here.  August 10th, 2009 was a pretty likely date for the end of the world.  Sure, it’s not 2060, 2000, or 1843, but it seemed fairly preordained, at least according to the arcane sources I look into.  August 10th itself [...]

Hello Grandmother,
I just can’t trust vampires.  I’m not saying that vampires don’t do good things, but at the end of the day, if they put their neck on the line for you, they except you to do the same.  And I’m not giving them access to my jugular that easily.  So it makes me [...]

Hello Grandmother,
The funniest misconceptions I think that people have about robots is that you can’t program them to feel.  If anything, emotions are more programmable than logic, because they have a set of rules.  You get information that is detrimental, you get angry.  You learn something positive, you smile.  Once a being has a set [...]

Hello Grandmother,
I thought the Illuminati were dying out. Turns out that someone is killing off the last of the Illuminati.  I know this because a year ago I prevented them from bringing about the end of the world.  When you do something like that you get a little obsessed with making sure they don’t try [...]

Hello Grandmother,
The world didn’t end today. So that’s good. I’m not sure why, but I think for today we can be satisfied in knowing that it didn’t. All the indicators, the prophecies, the broken seals–they amounted to nothing. The world keeps spinning, at least for the moment.
I can’t believe that it’s been a year since [...]

Hope you’re all still here tomorrow.

I’m not saying it’s going to happen, but if you can get off world, I’d recommend it.

So make sure to pay your bills.  Wouldn’t want service to run out before the apocalypse.